Funny article

This article made me laugh, a feat no article had done in quite some time. This is what I thought was funny:

"I don't even know who the candidates are other than Abu Mazen (Mahmoud Abbas), let alone this Gere," Gaza soap factory worker Manar an-Najar told Reuters on Wednesday.

"We don't need the Americans' intervention. We know who to elect. Not like them -- they elected a moron."

And then there's this one. Reminds me of this video clip.