Friday, April 24, 2009

Joel Gott

Some of my readers know Joel Gott. I found out last night that he lost his battle with Colon Cancer April 9th. I don't have many details other than that. Sorry for the bad news.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

With Monty Python, even this caption is funny.

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Friday, March 27, 2009

Finally getting to Ubiquitous media!

So... I set up my GnuMP3d server again. What that means is I can access all of my audio over the web. Including on my new Web enabled SmartPhone (Only $74.99!!!)

So, I have my audio with me where ever I go. The cool factor, for me, is up there.

I probably won't stream music all day... it could catch up with me at some point. Perhaps my cell provider will get cranky, or my ISP at home throttle me.

I'd like to get my videos streaming though. I can access them through GBPVR's Enhanced Web Admin. But it doesn't have a very good mobile interface. Perhaps in the future?

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tooo cute... even for manly men

There are some thing you just gotta go 'Awwwww', I don't care how stone cold, masculine you are.
cute pictures of puppies with captions
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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Why IT people have free time...

See honey... this explains it all!



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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Users Lie, and how to deal with it.

As you learn to develop and/or program, you eventually have to deal with users. You are, after all, trying to create something people will use.

When trying to develop a tool for a user they will give you their requirements. This process has been discussed and, more frequently, mocked throughout the Internet universe.

Eventually some simple 'truths' are concluded by developers. Generally they are (and I loosely quote):
Users Lie
Users don't know what they want

The accuracy of those statements is debatable. Users don't purposely lie, they want something and they want to make sure it gets done their way and they're gonna tell you about it. Maybe just not up front.

Also, they know what they want.

So, to boil down to the truth, it comes down to:
Users don't know how to communicate what they want.

How To Deal With It
So, what do we do? In my opinion, the best way to determine what a user wants is to walk through the job they are trying to get a tool for.

This is where people skills separate the coders (write code) from the developers (create tools people enjoy using). (Again, this is me loosely defining.)

Another point to beware of, in the 'Users Lie' department comes into play when re-writing a piece of code. You will often here, 'We don't use that' with or without the added 'anymore'.

Warnings should sound. Developers don't put things into code unless they have to (or it's an easter egg, but who has time for that!!!)
Somebody, somewhere, at some time, wanted that feature.

Use due diligence to try to find out who. And then... if you are going to take it out, COMMENT. (This is where comments and version control save butts.) Make it as easy as possible for the next 2 or 3 versions to get that feature back for when the big boss upstairs does his yearly check of this part of the software and finds out that the 'Executive Report' that 'nobody uses' isn't there!!!

I'm just saying... :)

Friday, February 13, 2009

Back to Life... Back to Reality - The Return from Vacation

We took a vacation. It was the first week long vacation that didn't involve relatives (no offense) since our honeymoon. We went to Virginia.

I'll like to the pics now:
http://mark.phillk.net/gallery2/v/mkenyon2/Massanutten+Trip/

Sunday - Washington DC Zoo. Lot's of cool animals.
Monday - Veg out... we drove around a bit and ate at Outback, but that was it.
Tuesday - Tubing and more vegging out. Maybe a board game... definitely eating!
Wednesday - Shopping The guys played Racquetball, not much else. (Isn't vacation great?!)
Thursday - The guys went Snowboarding!!! My first time in 10 years. It was fun, but sadly, no pictures. Later to the meeting.
Friday - Went to the pool, played more racquetball. Vegged out. Finished the second package of Oreos.
Saturday - Steph and I went on the Skyline drive for a bit. More movies and vegging out.
Sunday - Time to go home, but we didn't want to. So, let's swing by Baltimore and find Dave and Buster's. The girls did more shopping. (It's good that they're so frugal.) Then TGI Fridays.